A Jew comes to the rabbi: — I already have ten children and my wife is pregnant, I can't feed such a horde! Rabbi: — This can be helped. We open the wise book of the Talmud on page 2326 and read: "If a Jew has many children, his wife is pregnant, and he does not want them anymore, then he needs to cut off one egg." A year later: — I cut off one egg, and my wife is pregnant again! — We open the wise book of the Talmud on page 2327 and read: "If a Jew has one egg cut off, and his wife is pregnant again, then he needs to cut off the second egg." A year later: — I cut off the second egg, and my wife is pregnant again!!! — We open the wise book of the Talmud on page 2328 and read: "If both eggs were cut off from a Jew, and his wife is pregnant again, then the wrong Jew's eggs were cut off!"