Total Medals Earned: 876 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,390 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 99/100 (495/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Medals Earned: 17/17 (525/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (125/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (60/60 points)
Überkids Destroyer
Look! There she is!!
Jan, I forgot to buy milk Jan!
That's one frickin long cat
HE'S COMING 4 YOU
ABOBO RUN AFTER YOU
TIEM 4 PEECHA
THE FULPS
EPIZ0RDZ LOLOLOL :]
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Medals Earned: 16/30 (105/455 points)
Get a headache.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
Try out the shades.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
...while we sleep.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Follow Genclops.
Buy an upgrade.
Kill the tattler.
Get Frank to help you.
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Sprayed 10+ people away
Your plants have been shat on 5+ times!
Your plants have been shat on 10+ times!